Beneath the Ruins Maps

Adam, the OSR ambassador to Kickassistan, made an excellent point in the comment section of my map post below.  Why not post all the maps for the published levels of Beneath the Ruins?  Why not, indeed?  Henceforth, you can click your mouse above for all five juvenile scrawlings, as well as whatever future levels get published.  Perhaps soon I'll post the sideview.

Incidentally, we'd love to hear any stories from those who've run, or played in, Beneath the Ruins.  Those I've heard so far were hilarious and I really enjoyed seeing how individual referees modified and reskinned sections.

Beneath the Ruins, Level 5 Map

 

I hate flipping back and forth to check out the map when I'm reading through a module, and if I run the module I always end up copying the map out.  Here's a copy of the map for level 5a, the Emerald Halls, for any who feel the same way and don't want to jack up their mint condition WMLP #5!

Issue No. 5

The long-delayed issue no. 5 has finally come to light!  You'll find within a creepy pumpkin patch encounter, random charts for random horrors, a strange NPC, a fully detailed dungeon level (The Emerald Halls), and a quizzical challenge for even the most diabolical DM!

 

Errata Warning: Two pages of the Monster Match Quiz were juxtaposed by our dear (sarcasm) printer, the Lightning Mage.  The continuity of the quiz isn't affected, nor is the accuracy of the Table of Contents, but we wanted to give you a heads up regardless.  Preemptive apology five! <whupa!>  

 

 

Table of Contents

 

Editorial ……………………………..…………………………   2

Alex Fotinakes

A Patch of Tentacular Jacks   ………..……………..….…  2

Venger Satanis

 

Beneath the Ruins   ……………………..……………………. 4

Alex Fotinakes

Creating a Chimera  ……………….……….……….……… 16

John?

 

Alstott Brewhammer ………………...………………….…  17

John?

Monster Match………..……….………………………..…… 18

Bob Richens

 

The Lord of the Things : Answer Sheet  ….……….… 22

Bob Richens

 

Cover Art: Dr. Brainus Mangenius, Psy D. and Frederick de Tapia

Contributing Artists: B. Mangenius, F. de Tapia, and John?

Coming Soon...

After what seems like a thousand years, WMLP #5 is almost ready to hit the shelves!  The purchase buttons have been temporarily disabled to give us time to restock back issues and reprogram the options.  In the meantime, enjoy the Spawn of Filth!

And...we have a winner!

Late Thursday night, with 3/4 of the WMLP staff on hand, we fired up the RandoRaffler 2000, intent on discovering the winner of the Greatest WMLP Giveaway Ever.  The magic number six was obtained and corresponded to the order of Faithful Reader Bryn O.!

Congratulations on your victory, Bryn!  Enjoy your Gelatinous Cube and make sure to let us know how many people see it on your desk and ask, "What the hell is that!?"

Free Giveaway!

I wanted to post this separately so that no one would miss it!

This issue your friendly, hardworking staff at WMLP is giving away a homemade Gelatinous Cube to one lucky winner.  It's made of clear resin and features an unfortunate zombie struggling to escape its jiggly mass!

Simply purchase a copy of WMLP Issue #4 on or before February 28th, 2013 and you'll be entered to win.  A random drawing will be made on March 7th to determine the lucky recipient.  Good luck everyone!

Update: Whoa! Check out Bob's blog post showing off his process and handiwork. Wicket, mon!

Issue No. 4!

Yay!  Through much turmoil, shouting and cursing, I have wrested from my laptop's clutching electronic fingers yet another mind-exploding issue of Wizards Mutants Laser Pistols!  This issue is full of fun stuff, supplied once again by the WMLP crew...John?, Bob Richens, myself, and our intrepid cover artist Dr. Brainus Manginus.  We hope you enjoy this new offering.

Table o' Contents

Editorial

Alex Fotinakes

Monstrous Addendum

John? and Bob Richens

      

The City-State of Tal ‘Azure

John?

 

Beneath the Ruins, Level 4

Alex Fotinakes

LL Character Class: TheVestigier

John?

Objets d’Occult 

The WMLP Staff

 

The Lord of the Things 

Bob Richens 

Cover Art: Dr. Brainus Mangenius, Psy D.